STOP reblogging that ‘i’m the most boring mutual’ post… none of u are boring ☹️ you all have something unique to bring 2 the dash… u are necessary for this ecosystem… 🐙🐡🐋🦑🐠🦐🦈🐟🦞🐬🦀🐳 see that’s all of us if we were sea creatures & none of them are boring or unimportant in the slightest
i learned that Scientists discovered sharks that are living in an active underwater volcano. Divers cannot investigate because they would get burns from the acidity and heat. (x)
#dude you know how exfoliating that must be#these dogs are goddamn smooth as hell
A post I’ve been thinking about but yall need to realize men are just people. Gender and biological essentialism is still bad even when you apply it to men. Men aren’t inherently evil or bad. Men are taught toxic masculinity and to be misogynistic (just as white people are taught to be racist) but they aren’t inherently this way. This is meant to absolve them either. Men need to take responsibility for unlearning the toxic messages they have been taught. But like, honestly men are just people. They aren’t inherently bad people.
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge
Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.
- How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks
- 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently
The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around:
a hylian girl looks out her back window. the hero of time is out there, behind the shed, screaming and hitting a box with a dismembered skeleton arm. the box shatters, and he scrambles to gather all the scattered apples into his bag. then he takes down his manbun to tie a bandana around his head, and takes a flying leap at a flat and featureless cliff. he climbs. fifty feet up, he stops and shoves a fish into his mouth. “there he goes,” her mother says. “he’s going to save us all.”
“actually link was only the hero of time in–” look buddy if you think i play link as anything other than hero incarnate and reincarnate ad infinitum, knowing no peace because he has only ever been born as opposition, knowing things he should not know and with muscle memory from bodies he no longer has, you have not been paying attention to my predictable ass
you know what i think disney should re-release some of its old movies JUSt to watch the censor boards explode realizing what they let slip in the goddamn 50s-80s. like i’m talking the great mouse detective bar scene with burlesque, i’m talking the original “he’s a tramp” with the implications that tramp already got lady pregnant by that point, i want us to remember all that shit and i want disney to woman up and do it again
FUCK IT just re-release who framed roger rabbit that alone should kill the censors for both disney and wb
that would be hilarious but I’m pretty sure they would just censor it
that’s a solid 30% of the purpose of the disney vault. The rest, of course, is artificial scarcity and money making
if they censored wfrr that would unironically be the funniest thing they’ve ever done because do you know what the original book was titled
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No??? What was it titled ???
me after disney replaces all the alcohol with appley juice in wfrr /j
People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.
An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.
Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.
It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…
It’s an ant again.
Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.
This is madness.
Thank you for this good PSA because I’m still seeing sincere, published, professional writers doing “ahhhhh oh no this monster was SO UGLY i’m mentally ill now!”
I once saw a postulation that if an ant was instantaneously turned into a human, via magic or whatever I guess, the extreme increase in brain matter would drive the ant insane and it would scream until it died. The body doesn’t react well to sudden changes of any kind, to be forcibly expanded beyond a hundredfold would tear the mind apart.
That postulation comes courtesy Animorphs! I forget which book, but an ant gets mistakenly morphed into a human body. It doesn’t gain human memories or understanding, it just suddenly goes from an ant’s sensory perception and brain chemistry to those of a human, so yeah it does basically nothing but convulse and scream which I think is 100% what would happen.
